April 2009

A million little things to do

by Eric Hegwer on 28 April, 2009

First of all I want to thank everybody for the emails about my health. I’m fine. I’m just afflicted with seasonal allergies, and when I get tired, they seem to flare up more than usual.  I appreciate your kind words chicken broth recipes (I’m a vegetarian), and even that one guy who set me a code for 50% off a Netty Pot.  Thanks. 

I won’t disgust you with the amount of snot that comes out my nose, or the wonderful colors that emerge from the back of my throat into a wad of kleenex. Some people are eating as they read this, so I promise I won’t get into all the vivid details.

Instead, let’s talk about the million little things that need to be done immediately prior to moving into a new house.  I truly had no idea at the amount of work.  You see for the last 20 (geez, has it been that long) years, I’ve rented.  Sometimes It’s been a room in a house full of guys, or a mother in law cottage behind some old geezer my grandma’s friend knew, or most recently an apartment in a shopping mall above Tiffany’s.

So I thought it would be easy – clean a little here, paint a little there, and boom.  Well now it’s a day and a half before the movers come (yeah, I’m never moving with a truck, a bunch of fiends and and a cooler full of  6-packs), and I haven’t even packed a single plate from the old apartment.  The house just sucks so much of my time up.  From the moment I get up until the second my head hits the pillow I’m either working on someone’s wedding photos or sanding.  Designing an album or washing cabinets with TSP.  Answering questions about destination wedding packages, or hanging curtains.

Sure I could do all these things once I move in, but we were lucky enought to have a month of overlap and instead of living in a construction zone, we opted to put hardwood floors in, and remove all the popcorn from the ceilings.

But, man it looks good, and to all the neighbors who come a lookie-loo, no we aren’t flipping this place.  We are moving in!

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Austin wedding pictures

by Eric Hegwer on 27 April, 2009

This photo is straight from the camera – No Photoshop at all. Just look at those lovely colors! And what a cute couple!

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Too sick to participate in Social Media

by Eric Hegwer on 26 April, 2009

I’m brewing coffee so strong right now I can taste it from just the fumes. I’m sore, my nose is plugged, and somewhere last night I walked into a den of no see ums that attacked every square inch of my ankles . All I want to do is crash on the couch and watch old Tom Hanks Movies with a big bag of Cheetoes.

Unfortunately that’s not what I’m supposed to do today. It’s T minus 4 days until we finally move into the new house. Less than a week until I won’t get to look out over Louis Vuitton, or hear late night partiers come home at 3:00 in the morning. Only a few days until peace. But between now and then there are a million things to do – like installing recessed lighting in the master bathroom.

As I sit on the couch this sunday morning reading my latest Tweets (Check out elfo_elpepe who is following me now, and his incredible website), I can count three reasons that each cause one of my symptoms. Of course it could be that I have some rare tropical form of cancer, or that our house causes some kind of unusal sickness, but using my scientific training, I’m pretty sure there are more reasonable reasons.

Symtom #1: I’m sore. Preparing a house is hard work. So is professionally photographing a wedding. Climbing up and down ladders, holding a gallon of paint in your left hand while cutting a ceiling with your right hand, moving and removing carpets, and of course carrying high-end camera gear is hard. Bending over, squatting down, and getting all those creative angles without disturbing the subject and changing the scene is tough. Today I feel 38 years old. I guess I probably shouldn’t complain. Grandma will be 103 in a few months, and she still has most of her teeth.

Symptom #2: My nose is plugged. Will these Austin Allergies ever cease? Pecan, Mold, Cedar, Oak, Hackberry (?). Hackberry is that little red berry that makes you cough and hack up a lung. I’m convinced that Al Gore is right, and global warming is causing all these pollen producers to inflame my sinuses well into late spring.

Symptom #3 – Itchy Ankles. Time to break out the costco sized bottle of Calamine lotion and use a paint roller to cover the skin between my knees and toes with a heavy coat of the pink itch reducing remedy. First I might use some 120 grit sandpaper to take off some of the high spots that itch so much. Thankfully, all the paint prep supplies and painting equipment can be recycled to be used in a medical way.

I can understand how mornings like this make someone want to pour equal amounts Folgers and Bourbon into a mug, and shut all the blinds.

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