22 things said while house hunting

by Eric Hegwer

in House Stuff,Personal

This one is too white.
My iPhone is dying.
This one has too many cars on the street.
These houses are too close together.
Isn’t Krispy Creeme right over there?
I don’t like the way the next door neighbor looks sitting on the back of that Chevy.
Is it garbage day?
I think I can hear the freeway from here.
These people look too conservative (said with the windows rolled up).
Did that kid just time the pitch so if the batter connected, they might hit our car? – Run them down if it does!
Turn the other left.
How the hell do we get out of this subdivision?
Nope.
Is that a giant faded plastic candy-cane in their yard?
Uh oh. The cat got out.
I thought you brought the map.
Is that guy carrying an open (said at 10:30 on a beautiful Tuesday Morning)
There’s an Obama sign.
Doesn’t the Bitch live over there?
See the bars on the windows over there.
What’s on the other side of that fence?
Something smells like fried catfish.

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Debi February 14, 2009 at 8:35 am

I love 22 things heard while househunting. i think i even know which ones jen said. that is hysterical. dad andi got laughs from it.

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