Am I dying, or is it just Austin Allergies?

by Eric Hegwer

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A graph of austin allergies

A graph of austin allergies

Symptoms:

  1. Runny Nose
  2. Watery Eyes
  3. Cough
  4. Pressure in the chest
  5. impotence
  6. wild ear hairs
  7. yellow pollen like phlegm
  8. blurry vision
  9. leprosy
  10. constipation

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{ 2 comments }

Charlotte April 3, 2009 at 10:26 am

Have a big bowl of very hot broth! Cures everything.

Eric Hegwer April 8, 2009 at 5:19 am

Thanks, Mom. Right now I’m preferring Drugs.

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